1. What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves?
Why are you so sexy to me, you phunky phresh phemale? I just feel like once I give you the clear, concise answer you've requested, that should be enough.

2. Name something you have in common with all your siblings:
Our genetic material.

3. What is the greatest amount of physical pain you have ever endured?
When I got my sacrum popped back into place, that was pretty intense. And when I got my rib popped back into place, that was also intense.

4. What number of drinks constitutes your limit?
Funny you should ask! 0

5. Do you fold your underwear?
No. No. No.

6. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper?
Nicole. And it got lost in the mail. BOOO.

7. Have you fired a gun before?
No.

8. Name someone you consider a genius.
Stephen Hawking.

9. What was your favorite childhood toy?
My ladybug car

10. Name a sound that disturbs you?
The everlasting-gobstopper-car-alarms of Chicago, Illinois.

11. Name something random that you would never do.
Eat off the floor of a bus. I don't care what's down there! Not eating it. That's final.

12. Name a person whose diary you would love to read.
Mata Hari

13. Have you ever had the same dream more than once?
Nope

14. Name a song that makes you happy?
Master of Puppets - Metallica

15. Name something that made you laugh this week?
The enjoyable staff meetings at my temp job

16. Where was your first kiss?
I kissed Mike in the middle of a game of Ghost in the Graveyard at my friend Bobby's house. I was eight.

17. List three people you could count on NO MATTER WHAT.
My mom, my sister, my dad

18. If you were in an emergency situation and you had to deliver a baby, could you do it?
No. I would jam it back in there until help came.

19. What do you like about being in a committed relationship?
Well, I like watching movies and eating chinese food, and you can generally count on significant others to participate in this activity, and that's pretty cool. Meaning that if your significant other doesn't do this with you, you should break up with them because they suck.

20. What do you dislike about being in a committed relationship?
Having to be with someone all the time (I'm a loner. And yeah, I'm also a rebel.)

21. If you were famous, what would you be famous for?
My boobs.

22. Name something you dislike about your mother.
She's a great parent, but is a wizard guilt-smith.

23. Name something you dislike about your father.
He's also a great parent, but I don't feel like I got to know him very well when I was young.

24. What is on your refrigerator door?
Some magnets.

25. Name the closest thing to you that is green.
My scarf.

26. If someone who didn’t know you had to guess your name, what would it be?
Judy Marie Blankenship.

27. Name something you have to do tomorrow:
Work, and then work, and then call my health insurance guy. And eat, and poop, and ride the bus, and smile at strangers, and drink some green tea.

28. Name a movie you are looking forward to watching:
I think I might go see Grindhouse.

29. Have you ever called 911?
Yes, I reported a car accident once that way.

30. Name something you've heard about women that tends to be true?
We have vaginas. At least, most of us.

31. Do you own an iPod?
No.

32. What was the last movie you watched?
The Last Mimzy

33. Do any of your friends have children?
Yeah

34. What CD is currently in your CD player?
MIseducation of Lauryn Hill

35. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milK?
chocolate soy milk

36. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Yes.

37. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Today

38. Can you whistle?
Yes

39. Do you have a trampoline in your back yard?
No

40. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
No, I'm pretty sure everyone loves me the second they see me and then lives in a pink fog of joy until the next time they see me.

41. What movie do you know every line to?
Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure

42. Where was your last vacation?
Iowa Cit-AAAY

43. Where is your next vacation?
Iowa Cit-OOOOH!

44. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
No

46. Would you ever date anyone covered in tattoos?
Yeah. I'm not scared.

47. What did you do before this?
Ate a salad

48. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
I... always sleep on the floor kind of, actually.

49. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
7 plus. Ideally, 12.

51. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite?
Both suit me fine. People who are both and neither are also fine.

52. Do you sleep on your side, stomach or back?
All of the above.

53. Do you watch the news?
No, I watch the ewes.

54. Who was the last person to make you mad?
My rah-rah spastic boss at work.

55. Number one place you would rather be right now?
Mmmmm... Iowa, please.

56. Do you feel alone?
Well, if you mean morbidly so, then no. But yeah, I'm alone right now.