because I lack creativity...

... here is another survey!

1. Is your second toe bigger than your first?
Yes. Way.

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
RSVP Medium, black ink is preferable.

3. Look at your planner for December 8, what are you doing?
Auditioning for ISF

4. What is the last thing you bought at the store?
Brown rice and kale. I'm detoxing. Though I admit I like to eat that stuff anyway.

5. What is the last thing you highlighted?
Lines for Real Thing

6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
I don't have any, but my levelors are white.

7. What color are the seats in your car?
Gray plush.

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
I AM a black and white cat.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
Headshot submission

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wisconsin?
Yes, many many.

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
For to have money.

12. Who is the last baby that you held?
My nephew Zachary, baby of joy.

13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
Nope.

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
I've never tried it. But if I can handle the peroxide and baking soda, girl please. Bring it on.

15. What kind of car were you driving a year ago?
A 1987 Honda Accord. Almost exactly a year ago, a moron ran a stop sign and killed it. Then I was carless for a while, and now I drive a 1996 Ford Crown Vic.

16. Pick one: Florida State Seminoles, Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?
I'm not going to pretend to know what they are. Is this college football? Basketball? I'm not a sports-person, but I don't judge you if you are!

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
I think I was thirteen. And this is a travesty, because I love rollercoasters, and I like crap like cotton candy and all that.

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
Nope.

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow:
Knitting for Dummies is yellow.

20. Last person to give you a business card?
My friend gave me the card of her hairstylist yesterday. Does that count?

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
My roommate (to give to the landlord)

22. Closest framed picture to you?
My mom, and then there's one of me and my friend Dan

23. Last time you did homework?
I'm always in a perpetual state of memorization. I think that counts.

24. Last shampoo you used?
Tresemme cheap crap.

25. How many e-mails do you have?
One, but then I have myspace and facebook accounts too.

26. Last time you received flowers?
I haven't gotten them in years!

27. Who is the governor of your state?
Rod Blagojevich

28. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man
and woman?
Girl, please. I am so completely for civil unions for everyone. Except myself, of course.

29. Where do you get your myspace layouts from?
I just use the plain one.

30. What is the smallest key on your key ring for?
My house, oddly.

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
I don't know what a Willow Tree figurine is

32. What was your high school's rival mascot?
I never paid attention.

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
My friend Nicole, I was just at her wedding and we talk on e-mail all the time. Though Trish and I e-mailed more recently, I think... either Trish or Nicole. I'm not totally sure.

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
I haven't in ages, but I am a big handwasher since I started using the CTA

35. Have you ever worn camoflage?
No, except in a play.

36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
White levelors (they're all over the house)

37. What is in your inbox at work?
A bunch of phone calls to make. Oy.

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
I never read it! I always listen to the radio. NPR.

39. What was the last pageant you attended?
I haven't been to one, actually. And that's o.k. with me.

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Trader Joe's frozen kind.

41. Have you ever worn a crown?
No.

42. What is the last thing you stapled?
Lead sheets at work. Oy.

43. Did you ever drink Crystal Pepsi?
I think I tried it once, and it was weird.

44. Ever had an ingrown toenail?
No

45. Last time you saw fireworks?
On the fourth of July. Unless those aren't the kind you mean, tee hee! In which case, I don't remember.

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
Eeeeh... four months, I think? Long time ago.

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned their call?
My mommy.

48. Last time you parked under a carport?
Never

49. Do you have a black dog?
No, but I would if I could!

50. Do you have any gourds?
That's too personal.

51. Are you an Aunt or Uncle?
Yes.

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
I don't know... I guess I'm not much of an eye-conniseur.

53. Last time you saw a semi truck?
Yesterday. I live on Montrose and they drive by all the time.

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?
Yes, that was a sad time for music.

55. Do you have a little black dress?
No, but I have way cooler dresses than that. In a sea of little black dresses, I'm sporting the vintage Gunne Sax. Snap!