My mom is o.k.! The method of treatment changes daily, but the prognosis is always good. I saw her walk all by herself with her walker today, and she can feel her feet and sit comfortably and bitch up a storm at the nurses, so I think she's going to be fine. Thanks to all who prayed or thought nice, hopeful thoughts on her behalf. And, because I love them, here is another annoying survey:

1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'6"

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Nope

3. Do you own a gun?
Nope

4. Who's your best friend?
I have a lot of them! Geoffrey and Kathleen, and all my fwens.

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
Yes, because I always make either a really good impression or a really bad one. I would like to be just medium, but that never seems to happen.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
As long as they're vegetarian, put them in my belly.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
I like this cajun Christmas record I found, it's pretty good.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee

9. Can you do push ups?
Yes

10. What are your nicknames?
Kitty Mao, Fartsgrove

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My big orange and silver ring that I got on my trip to San Francisco. I haggled for it in Chinatown!

12. Do you like painkillers?
Nope

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I think I used to have one, but I forgot it. Or it's broken.

14. Do you own a knife?
I have a lot of Chicago Cutlery, but it's all really dull

15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Probably

16. Middle Name?
Lee

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
My stomach is too full
I need to go memorize my lines and quit fucking around on the computer
I wish for cake

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
Food, Gasoline, Coffee

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
Coffee, Water, Juice

20. What time did you wake up today?
8:30 a.m.

22. Current worry?
My mom, that I get moved into my place in Chicago soon, that I don't suck in the show.

23. Current hate?
I hate that certain people aren't more responsible than they are for certain things.

24. Favorite place to be?
When I finally move in, I know it will be my adorable apartment.

25. Least favorite place to be?
In limbo between apartments with all my stuff packed for five weeks.

26. Where would you like to go?
anywhere

27. Do you own slippers?
nope

28. What shirt are you wearing?
Gray t-Shirt

29. Do you burn or tan?
Tan

30. Favorite color(s)?
Green

31. Would you be a pirate?
Yeah

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Last night I drank beer.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I actually rap in the shower. All original east coast style gangsta rap.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I was scared of the "mumps", which were these imaginary claymation scary things that would presumably mush you to death, although I don't really know that for sure, because they never got me.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
No pockets on my pants!

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
The song "I've Got Big Balls" by ACDC

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Always had lame ones, actually. Which is odd that I say that because I still use them sometimes, but they just have mod daisies on them, and what I really wanted was Star Wars sheets.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
When I hit my head and twisted my sacrum in the big bad bike accident.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
There are three here at mom's, but I only own one personally.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Kathleen.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
I don't have any silent friends, because I don't really ever get comfortable around quiet people.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Not that I know of.

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Yep

45. What is your favorite book?
Anything by Pema Chodron.

46. What is your favorite candy?
Snicker bars. Although I'm not sure I like the new billboards, they look like some kind of Chinese communist cultural revolution ad campaign... I don't like it.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
"I've Got Big Balls" by ACDC

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"I've Got Big Balls" by ACDC

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
watching some crap on tv

50. What was the First thing you thought of when you woke up this morning??
Well, I fell asleep with the TV on and I woke up to a rather good performance by Tenacious D. So I think I probably thought, "Tenacious D."