keep clean, not vomit to not throw

So I dyed my hair back to the dark brown of this summer and I really like it. I may just be flattering myself, but I think I sort of resemble Monica Lewinsky. Who, yeah, she may be a little porky, but she smoked a president, dude. That's pretty badass.

Speaking of whom, I never really saw what was so attractive about Bill during his White House years... maybe it was because my friend Carrie once unfavorably compared his nose to a penis, and I have to say the impression stuck with me. But lately? In his retirement years? With the white hair and the casual windbreakers and the peace negotiations? I'm kind of into it. It took me a while, but I got there.

I'm just saying.