if cats had a bajillion dollars...

What kind of car would you buy?
A super-hybrid maximum eco-geosynchronous one. With a helicopter function attached. Which I promise only to use when I really, really need it.

Where in the country would you move to?
I would have residences in Chicago, Iowa City, and Taos.

What kind of house would you buy?
Earthships!

Would you give your family any money?
Of course I would! I would certainly expect them to share their wealth with me if they won a bajillion dollars.

What charity would you donate to?
Something to help Katrina victims.

Would you give your friends any money?
Of COURSE I would! Again, that door swings both ways, people.

Where would you go on vacation?
EVERYWHERE!

What luxury item would you buy first?
Chocolate cake. A really good one. A Godiva chocolate cake. And I would have a party and invite all my friends to it so that we could eat it together.

Would it change your life?
Duh.

Would you save any of it?
Yes. I would put it to work! I would make a big theatre that employs all my friends and partners with other artists and is really groovy.

Would it change your current relationship?
I'm single currently. But if I had a bajillion dollars, I would probably have some offers pretty soon, no? Oh, but I would never know if they loved me or my money! Or my superb American-style breasts!!! Oh, woe is me!!!

Would you quit your job?
I don't have a job right now, but if I won a bajillion dollars, you bet your ass I'd stop looking.

Would you ever work again?
I would be a working actor, which if you ask me is not really working. It's only working if I hate it.

What one task would you never do again?
Work an office job. Which is actually more than one task, but believe me after a few years they all run together.

What dream of yours would you be able to do?
Travel. I've always wanted to go to Europe and bum around. And Iceland. I want to stay overnight in an Ice Hotel in Sweden while I still can (global warming may kill this dream of mine...). And I'd like to go to Canada and Mexico. And Africa.

Would you change the way you dress?
Yes. Cooler. And I'd get all super-lesbo comfortable footwear that always costs 100.00 a pair.

Would you change anything about your body?
I would probably get a trainer so I could get really healthy. And I'd get regular chiropractic and massage. And a really nice haircut.

Would you miss anything about not being rich?
Oh, I'm sure I'd find something to whine about. It would be DUMB of me though!!!

Who would be the first person you tell?
My mom, probably. Or whoever was standing there when I was informed.

Would it bring you happiness?
Helleau! Of course it would! Last time I checked, I live in a capatilist society, no? Even if you don't care about money, money cares about YOU. I would never worry about rent, or insurance, or if I could afford car repairs, or anything stupid ever again!