I want to do this SO BAD! Who's WITH me???

Seriously, do any of you know anyone that I could crash with close to Fairfield? I will rent myself a car and go to this, just because I think Fairfield is crazy and David Lynch is crazy, and in spite of the not as great as Blue Velvet movies of late, I think that Straight Story is the best movie about Iowa I've ever seen, and I really want to go be with the crazies and the hippies.

Why isn't there a co-op in Vedic City, I ask you!!!