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So I'm in Arcadia this weekend and y'all should come and see it! Seriously, I would love it if you guys would come into town and hang out en masse... it was just so perfectly marvelous this summer when a carful of feminist lesbians came to stupid Normal in a beat up Volvo full of camping supplies and organic food. You have no idea how sad I was when you left.

O.K., so I have cable now, and so I am aware of the fact that Sex and the City is on fifteen times a day, and although most of the content strikes me as silly there was this one episode where Charlotte makes friends with a group of "power lesbians" and loves hanging around with them so much, but eventually is called out on her not-gay-ness and is forced to not go on a pivotally fun skiing trip. I just want to thank you all for not minding my tropism for the males of our species. You mean more to me than I could ever possibly put into words, and it would break my heart if you couldn't invite me skiing. Not that we've ever went skiing.

Let's not. It's dangerous.