it can eat and drink till a morning

I forgot to mention one thing. Our class is a little obsessed with puns, partly because puns are cringe-inducing and partly because we're good at them. So I will now share my latest one with you, my devoted readers.

In the wake of Hurricane Katrina: When someone tells a joke about a national disaster too soon after the event, that's

PREMATURE E-JOKEULATION!

Cringe away, my lovelies!