High reputation and dimeless sophistication: poop collection

This is an invitation to my Iowa homies to see some performance art by the cat an she fwens! I am in a workshop with Tim Miller right now, and we are doing the COOLEST STUFF and we're going to be performing it on Saturday at 4 p.m. It's fwee. So you come to that, and then we cook a big dinner at my house, and talk and talk and talk, and then go to sleep, and then have coffee and scones in the morning. Or tea and donuts. Or soy milk and cornbread with honey on it. Or soda and peanutbuttertoast.

Actually, if you want to see Tim himself do a show, he's performing on Friday night at 10:45 p.m. It's his new one called Us. I'll be in tech for the Saturday show all afternoon, though, and there's not much to do around here. There's some good bookstores. And there's, of course, the afternoon nap, which is always lovely...

Last night I did a performance piece about losing and regaining my sense of smell which ended with everyone sniffing their own armpits and feeling gratitude.

You should really come, it's going to be good.

I yuv you guys... a mao!