the bag means your mind; tatsuya

Here's the thing. I just don't understand why lying about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction so that we can wage a war against them under totally false pretences is a bigger deal than lying about getting a blow job. I'm flummoxed as to why the Congress of the United States has not acted as swiftly with regard to the current issue as they did to the one of yore.

It's not like he was boofing one of our enemies. I mean, I could see how your could take that as a treasonous act. Let's say he was boofing Fidel Castro. Boof being a very funny word.

Although there's something sort of romantic about that, really. Bill, knowing in his heart of hearts that Fidel is right... wanting to be close to that righteous flame... Fidel, hero of the poor and oppressed, a Communist spitfire (because what are Latins, if not spitfires?) with flashing brown eyes and a jaunty military cap, and then... BOOF!

Treason? Maybe. But they would make a cute couple.

Your homework: Read Graham Greene's Our Man in Havana.