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O.K., about cable television. It has hold of my mind and my spirit. Have you seen Scanners? Because it's like that, when I watch the cable television. This morning I found myself watching the True Hollywood Story of The Price is Right, for God's sake. People, I used to READ.

I love that puppy commercial, though. If you've seen it once, you know what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Pedigree Puppy Food. They're for puppies. I actually teared up the first time I saw it. How come I am completely unmoved by baby-item commercials, but I weep when I see puppy commercials? Cause I'm a freak, that's why.