one nation under CHICKEN FRIES

It's my BIRTHDAY TODAY! My first birthday plan is totally foiled, though, because I THOUGHT the IHOP was open 24 hours. I was going to get as many people as I could together and we were going to go get funnel cakes (they've got funnel cakes now!). But the one in Bloomington is only 24-hour on the weekends (I believe I've mentioned before that Bloomington sucks, yes?), so I'm trying to formulate Plan B.

Please put your suggestions in my comment box, below. Thank you.