Crack Sandwich! Egg Milk Wafer!

So I'm surfing around on the Internet and I find that there is barely a WORD about people who play knee cymbals. Not ANYTHING. And anyone who knows me well knows that I am into Original Works, people. So I am going to develop my own belly dancing routine that incorporates not only the traditional castanets but also KNEE CYMBALS. And if I find anyone who is already doing that, then I'm going to kill them and eat them.

And I'm fine, in case you're wondering. I'm perfectly fine.