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Name your favorite ______ when you were a kid.

1. Muppet
Ms. Piggy. I think the fact that I call her "Ms." when I believe she's technically referred to as Miss says it all. Even when I was little, I was uppity!

2. Dukes of Hazzard character
I never watched this show, but Tom Wopat reminded me of the guy on Emergency who I had a pre-school-girl crush on. I am not kidding, I had a crush on Randolph Mantooth.

3. Disney character
I think I remember liking the movies better than the cartoons... I thought Mary Poppins was cool and Bedknobs and Broomsticks was badass.

4. book
The Egypt Game! I loves me the Zilpha Keatley Snyder. I also loved the witch books by Ruth Chew. And any Peanuts cartoon book. Although for some reason I insisted on calling the comic strip "Charlie Brown" and not "Peanuts" when I was a kid.

5. movie
O.K., like I said, Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Also The Wiz. Also Xanadu.