we are transported with joy

I have been watching television for eleven hours and I could go for ELEVEN MORE!! Has anyone ever noticed how filled with self-loathing the host of America's Funniest Animal Videos is? He keeps making snide comments about the show and himself, all the while sporting this creepy John Davidson-like grin. It's not funny, it's just creepy.

I could host that show, you know. And I would give it the proper amount of respect and have the appropriate enthusiasm for the subject. And yet, here I sit on the couch. In my pajamas.

What a world.

P.S. I am babysitting my nephews today, and have had yet another in a series of brilliant ideas that will one day make me rich beyond my wildest dreams. Children's candy laced with child-size doses of barbituates. Snickers PM: For moms who just don't want to hear it any more.

Jacob says: army.