Calm Down Monkey! You look happy today. What's that smell?

I just talked to the Cute Boy. I was totally going to start blogging again because of this specific situation, and right when I signed in to blog the situation got even better! I wanted to bring up how the Cute Boy that I have been scoping ever since he, with such an adorable sheepishness, said hi to me the other day in a way that made my friend Courtney smile and shake her head, which then caused me to make jokes about how Captain Kirk is to the ladies as I am to the mens, that very boy was sitting next to me in this computer lab just now. He is always in the Center for Visual Arts, which means he is either a graphic design person or cinema studies. He looks like he's my AGE... Oh, my GOD. PLEASE let him be somewhere near my level of decrepitude...

Just as I sign in to blogger, HE LEAVES AND TOTALLY FORGETS HIS STUFF. This changes everything!

What do I do? It occurs to me that I could totally read through all his crap. But that's what a bad person would do. I'm not bad. Not that bad, anyway. Maybe I should give it to the computer lab attendant...?

Wait he's back! The situation, again, is reoriented! He came and got his stuff, and we BANTERED. People, I am a So Smooth Old Style Lady. He said, I guess I'm not a morning person and I said none of the best people are morning people. HA HAHA HA HA! Although, well, I am kind of a morning person. Well, o.k. I am a total morning person. So, really, that was total panic. That wasn't smooth at all.

Shit.