The reviewer wet um!!!!

From the review of Sylvia in today's PC:

"The surprising treat for the evening is Barbara Jackson's three-character performance. Her take on the gender-bending therapist, Leslie, provides all the psychoanalytical terms necessary for understanding Greg's obsessions. She is almost unrecognizable in her own gender-bending role as Tom, the owner of the dog who responds to Sylvia in heat. And her performance as Phyllis, the friend to whom Kate confesses her worst fears, provides the evening's nearly bladder-draining laugh-fest."

Nearly bladder-draining? Doth the reviewer protest too much? All I can say is, I didn't come in third for the Class Clown of Lake Park High School's Class of 1991 for nothing, people. I'm frigging gifted.

THIRD!

Read it and weep.

And then go pee.