Kicking It! with your host, Red Buttons

I didn't put the web ticker-thingy on this site for a reason, namely that I didn't want to have a way of knowing who was hitting the site. It just seemed like something Margaret Schlegel wouldn't do. However, given the fact that Plinko is officially not blogging, and that Shaft hasn't e-mailed or posted in many days, I am wondering why on earth I try. I mean, honestly, who's reading this bullshit??? So until I hear the call from a fellow Hawaiian telling me that all is not in vain, this blog will suck even worse than usual.

Here we go.

Have you ever noticed how much smutty haiku you can find on the web? Have you ever contributed to the problem?

Flatulent manhole
Sings all day of memories
Wondering solid


I actually found a site devoted to erotic klingon haiku, which, stupidly, was all in English. I'm like, HELLO. If you're going to write erotic Klingon haikus, go the frigging distance!

Yep. That's what I'll blog about today.

I hope you're happy.