John Edwards?

Not Wesley Clark? Just because Wes happens to be a little light on the charisma, we have to have a vice-presidential running mate who's in the NRA? Oh... look at this, this is how I feel pretty much.

Then shizzolate it! To quote: "It almost goes without saying that there are a few things wrong wit this country right now n' shit. There is one thing in particular, though, that seems be da root of izzall of these problems n' shit. I'll give yo' ass a hint: that shiznit starts wit a 'G', 'n ends wit an 'eorge W. Big Baby Bush'.

Hell, yeah!